Wednesday, June 13, 2007
'Bag / Not a 'Bag
Not sure if William H. MacyBag actually qualifies as ‘Bag. Probably not.
But god damn I’d go through basic training dressed as Richard Simmons in Sweatin’ to the Oldies VII: .38 Special’s Greatest Hits if it meant I could storm their beaches at Normandy, plant my flag at Iwo Jima, and salute their Privates.
At the conclusion of which, I’d expect an honorable discharge.
And after all that, I would, uhm, have sex with them.
