Friday, June 1, 2007

Friday Haiku


Greasy forehead shines
With light of a thousand scrotes,
Beware, the douche-face.

mine own angst and rage
in douchebag’s head reflected,
ere gaze finds booty.

— douche of earl

Hottie’s curves ensnare
Yet burnished forehead blinds us
Smarmy sack of scrote

— baron von douchehausen

Matthew Perry ‘bag,
Like Chandler, you’re a huge douche.
Douche-face stupifies.

-Amerigo Vesdouchey

# posted by douchebag1

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