Friday, June 1, 2007
Friday Haiku
Greasy forehead shines
With light of a thousand scrotes,
Beware, the douche-face.
mine own angst and rage
in douchebag’s head reflected,
ere gaze finds booty.
— douche of earl
Hottie’s curves ensnare
Yet burnished forehead blinds us
Smarmy sack of scrote
— baron von douchehausen
Matthew Perry ‘bag,
Like Chandler, you’re a huge douche.
Douche-face stupifies.
-Amerigo Vesdouchey
