Friday, June 8, 2007

Friday Haiku

Tilted Yankee cap,
Perched atop greasy choadbag,
There is no Buddha.

New boardwalk t-shirt
How much is this costing me?
Check out my sweet chain

— nastradouche

she is sweet perfection
he is all that is douchey
why does god hate me

— anonymous

Creamy smooth hottie,
Your stripping days are over.
Just move in with me.

-Amerigo Vesdouchey

He likes Eminem,
She tastes like Giselle Bundchen,
I don’t understand.

— anonymous

# posted by douchebag1

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