Friday, June 22, 2007

Friday Haiku


Muscle-T Alba,
Don’t look now but, douche-head is
growing like a weed

Milky white milk glands
Time to wean this utter choad
Receding hairline

— danny bonnadouchey

Loving those hip-bones
Attractive exotic girl
do the judo throw

— anonymous

Is it cold in here?
The Blister will just get worse
if you keep scratching.

-D’Ouchetagnan the Doucheketeer

Pucker/scowl combo
Need to make a hand gesture
You snapped too fast!

— Frodo Douchebaggins

# posted by douchebag1

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