Friday, June 29, 2007

Friday Haiku


I’ll have a Glenlivet,
Bartender. Put down the girls,
and get back to work.

Bleached out bleeths,
Drunk from the red cup.
Every UPS man’s dream.

— el douchablo

your aim is too high.
real men know, girls like it when
you kiss them down south.

— pfahass

Brown. Brown: like a turd
Waste. Waste of beautiful bread
For this turd sandwich

–Vinny Scumbaglia

Choad shorts make me wretch;
bareback hottie has slutty
Baby Phat tattoo

— oscar de la douchea

He pumped my gas on
the way to work, Love the hoetag earings
I’d hits it, all of em

— The Commenter

# posted by douchebag1

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