Monday, June 25, 2007

Green Lantern


This may be one of the most profoundly stupifying HCwDB pics we’ve had in recent weeks. I’m at a loss for what to say about this monstrosity, this trainwreck. All I can do is review my life and everything that led me to this moment where I’m forced to comprehend this reality as manifest.

Green Lanterndouche is too much to come up with clever quips about. That shirt, that pregnant gut, that shirt, and that shirt. He is… uhm… a douchebag. Words fail me in his presence. He’s that douchey.

As to his hottie’s perfection, she’s right in my aesthetic wheelhouse. I would munch on Keebler cookies cut to resemble her visage then burn aromatic aloe scented pine to honor the hotness of her ancestors. I would bury my face in her perfect, lightly powdered, arched, pale cleavite and contemplate human folly with bemused detachment. She is my lily ponded evergreen forest where I find repose and wax philosophic while groping her boobies like a hungry infant.

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