Thursday, June 7, 2007

Lord Stanley


To honor my neighbors in the Inland Empire for their local team’s triumphant victory yesterday in their contest to hit a small piece of black rubber around a block of ice, I give them Lord Stanley.

However, I’m not sure you’d want to hoist his cup.

As to sultry Jesus Blinged Golden Globed perfection, I would play ping pong dressed as Gumby while spinning tassels with my scrotae just for a 1 in 10 chance to dry clean her winter coats.

# posted by douchebag1

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