Friday, June 15, 2007

Meet Joe Douche


By day, Joe Douche works quietly in his dad’s car repair shop.

But by night?

Joe Douche lives for the night.

Bracelets. Rolled up silk shirt sleeves. Frost tipped receding hairline. Oiled brow.

Dual ‘Bag headlock on two sweet spongecake frostings with soft pink shoulders I’d rub vick’s vapo-rub into while shouting the recipe for rice crispy treats.

Mad respect, J.D. Mad respect. And by “Mad” I mean “You are” and by “respect” I mean “a heaving scrotebag.”

# posted by douchebag1

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