Wednesday, June 6, 2007

Ned


Mirror mirror, on the head. Who’s the douchiest dude named Ned?

Okay, I have no clue if this highly buffed, waxed and shined Plastic McForehead is named Ned. But it rhymed, so I’m going with it.

I would lick blonde shoulderblades for a living even if it paid only in oatmeal.

EDIT: Douche Vader makes the important observation that the reflection in the forehead resembles the same cartoon male genitalia that is seen on HCwDB of the week winner, ChandlerBag. The signs are there. We need only to find them.

# posted by douchebag1

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