Monday, June 18, 2007

Orange-utan


Jumpin’ Man Tan! The Prompa Virus spreads. I haven’t seen that much spray-on product since the silly-string craze of the early 1990s.

Megods Orange-utan, think of the dolphins.

I have no idea how, why, or what the causality is, but dolphins are definitely dying as a result of that skin product. Either dolphins or bunnies.

As to the hotties, I would bake chocolate truffles and feed them one by one while playing yoga meditation music on the pan flute. Then I would rub their middle toes with talcum powder until they got bored and asked for my credit card to hit Loehmans. Which I would gladly give up. Because Loehmans is having a sale.

# posted by douchebag1

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