Wednesday, June 13, 2007
Rock and RollBag
Okay, look. It’s bad enough you have drool on your lower lip and are making a douche-face powerful enough to run a Prius, but must you make ‘Bag Hand Gesture #61, the Devil’s Horns?
I’m going to pretend Tiny Redhead with the adorable tongue isn’t making the exact same expression. Instead I will picture her with candycanes and lollipops, dancing through my living room while tossing mixtures of rose petals and jolly ranchers in the air while I roll around in a giant bowl of cheetos and unsold Kelly Clarkson CDs.
Because I’m freaky like that.
