Friday, June 22, 2007

Smug McChoadwanker


There’s nothing overwhelmingly douchey about Smug McChoadwanker here except the bizarre facial pubes. That beard has a thinner character arc than Johnny Drama on Entourage. It evokes the dusty soil and barren harvest of a winter crop in the 1500s that killed dozens of Pilgrims.

Pout Hottie is a little too skinny for my tastes, which means I would pause for at least two milliseconds before jumping into her laundry bin and sniffing her used bobby socks while she called my therapist and asked if my medication had been changed.

# posted by douchebag1

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