Thursday, June 21, 2007

The Bottle


When did douchebags in clubs holding annoying giant bottles of vodka while making the douche-face begin to incur the wrath of angry and jealous gods?

Is this photoshop? Or have the Lords of Kobol simply had enough of smirking greased up BottleBags?

Look at that face. Sandy Cohen from The O.C., a pint of forehead grease, a dab of Dooshay by Calvin Klein, and mix it all douche-blender. No wonder the cylons are pissed.

As to the milfy hottie, she looks like when I was back in 5th grade and Sam’s mother used to bake me cookies while I would stare at her cleavage. Ah, those first awkward sexual awakenings mixed with the smells of Tollhouse in the oven. Good times.

Run, hottie!! BottleBag’s about to get fraked.

# posted by douchebag1

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