Tuesday, June 12, 2007

The Buzzcockbag


There needs to be a clarification on whether the mohawk is auto-douche without exception. As a fan of punk, I’d be loathe to dismiss the haircut as solely the province of the choadmunchers of American male performative douchebaggery. Yet at the same time, this ain’t 1977. Sid Vicious is dead, Henry Rollins is on IFC and Steve Jones hosts a radio show here in L.A. (which is great).

Ruling: Punk is dead. Mohawk is autodouche.

You can thank The Prodigy’s insipid corporate punk douchitude in the mid 1990s for that.

As to hottie? Never mind the douchebag, she’s a sex pistol. And that joke alone means I deserve to get my teeth kicked in in the back alley by thugs in bomber jackets and Doc Martins.

# posted by douchebag1

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