Tuesday, June 5, 2007

The Creeps


It’s like the douche equivalent of the alien slugs that jumped mouth to mouth in that classic 80s horror flick, Night of the Creeps.

Now that was a good movie. Unlike the insipid torture-porn idiocy of today’s Hostel sillyness, the 80s knew how to do campy horror both funny and disgusting. And Night of the Creeps had the best alien slugs this side of Douchy McPinkshirt’s alien tongue. And it starred Jason Lively, the Griswald’s kid in European Vacation.

So yeah, alien slugs. That jump into your mouth and lay eggs in your brain until your head splits open and more alien slugs jump out. Good times.

# posted by douchebag1

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