Saturday, June 23, 2007
The Mirror Stage
Here’s my theory. Plaid Hottie who looks like a hispanic Mena Suvari is actually standing behind an angled mirror which is only picking up the reflection of one of these two choadbags.
But which one is real? Which one is simply the reflection of porn star landing strip facial pubes, 10 degree hat and the douche-face?
And more to the point, if I go fishing with Plaid Hottie’s fishnet top, would I catch two saline jelly-fish as plump and succulent as hers are?
