Wednesday, June 27, 2007
The Possum
For drooling all over flaxen haired Mia Farrow hottie with your giant chain, your striped hair, your douche-rings and your douche-face, I dub thee “The Possum.”
Not just because you look like a possum. But because your persona au douchitude makes me want to play dead and hope you go away.
Although something tells me when I’m done playing dead and dare to open an eye and peek, you’ll still be there. You’ll always be there.
