Thursday, June 7, 2007
The Retarded Shock
I have a hand. Two of them in fact.
I’ve been using my hands with at least a basic level of coherence since I was about six months old, give or take a few weeks.
I know how to make “The Shocker.” It isn’t hard. I’d say you could teach it to a three year old.
So what is up with all the retarded Shockers of late? Has Beefy McGabana been given even a basic intro to female anatomy?
Oh right. Just look at him.
Keep imagining it, Beefy. Someday it might happen.
