Thursday, June 14, 2007
Will FerrellBag
I haven’t seen Will Ferrell enjoying himself this much since I sat through his 90 minute Applebees commercial, Talladega Nights. But I’m not sure what the white fungus is that’s gnawing on green dress cutie’s face. Perhaps one of FerrellBag’s chin pubes leaped over and mutated. Either way, it scares me. Eye fungus chin pubery is no laughing matter.
As to the five all-American perky Delta Delta Deltas, I would read them Kafka until surreal images of fog-lit Prague caused them to question life’s meaning, and then I would suckle on their toes like a nursing lemur.
