Wednesday, June 27, 2007

YellowBag


Sorry YellowBag. Unless you pick up a giant bottle of Grey Goose and make the Douche-Smirk, you’re only a stage-1 Club Choad. Although the greased forehead is glorious.

As is that perky little vanilla minx by your side, I would love her 70s earrings by rubbing them under my armpits while drinking a YooHoo and doing the white man’s overbite to 50-Cent’s “In the Club.”

Whether those hinterlands are real or plastique, I know only that they transfix the mortal gaze, and as such, are glorious.

# posted by douchebag1

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