Tuesday, July 17, 2007
Bagby Goes Down
Bagby’s not really doing too much to qualify for ‘bag status. Other than maybe his facial pube landing strip, he just looks like your typical creepy early 30s EuroBag hanging out in cafes near the Youth Hostel in Florence hoping to score with one of the 19 year old Australian hotties.
You know those guys. Youth HostelBags.
Porcelain Doe has a perfectly curved neck and shoulder that I would sully by pawing with my dirty workers hands as a sexual-political strike against the class system. Oh wait, that wasn’t me, that was a book by Nabokov.
Sing it, Sting. Don’t stand. Don’t stand. Don’t stand so close to douche.
