Wednesday, July 25, 2007

Douche Synergy


People frequently ask me when exactly Douche Synergy occurs in a longtime HCwDB coupling. While there is never a scientifically quantifiable moment when Bleeth State has been achieved in a hottie exposed to too much wonky Fratchoad douchebaggery, one givaway is the dual ‘bag hand gestures.

Like synchronized diving among the Hawaiian Monk Seals off the coast of Waikiki or early mimicry in the freshly born Milky Storks of Kuala Lumpur, hottie/douchey call and response in the form of ‘bag hand gesture implies late stage courtship and familiarity. And thus, douchebaggery.

In other words, the state is terminal. There is no recovery. No, not even for Ted Theodore Logan here.

# posted by douchebag1

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