Sunday, July 29, 2007
FireDouche II
The Douche is On Fire gets a closer look.
What do you see, DIOF? Does it make your pants go happy pants? Does it make your frosted hair tips vibrate with follicular excitement?
Oh sexy hottie. Push FireDouche away from the Cleavite. Please. For all of our sakes. Douse him with a fire hose.
Then cuddle up with me, my blankie and a vibrating plastic frog I named “Sally.” We will read 15th century poetry and sail on until dawn.
