Friday, July 6, 2007
Friday Haiku
Her hills are alive,
With the sound of cleavite. Hark!
Eurodouche is scrote.
Euro mounds abound,
Black scarf Euroscroad douche glove,
Swedish hottie love
— the ‘baggernaut
Rolf, let Ilsa go
and clean your s@#$ apartment
then wash your choad hair
— nostradouchemus
Life is So Unfair
With Naught but Fey Scarf He Wins
Golden Globes Award
— darksock
Hansel is a douche,
Gretyl’s gingerbread body
I shall gladly frost.
— the hate crime
