Friday, July 13, 2007

Friday Haiku


An owl howls,
Three luna moths flock to him.
The owl’s a douchebag.

“hotties” kind of blah –
douchetard still pisses me off
cuz he is alive.

— oscar de la douchea

The fact you still live
After your flipping me off
Proves therapy works.

— anonymous

This is a sports bar.
Is being a douchebag sport?
Hell no. Now get out!

— anonymous

seth green punk douchebag,
you flip the bird to my soul.
wimbledon kicks ass.

— douche of earl

# posted by douchebag1

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