Friday, July 27, 2007

Friday Haiku


Mirror creates self,
Zen reflection opens eye,
Douche lies within mind.

Ubiquitous tats,
Camo and dog tags in tact,
He makes douche not war.

-Lord Baggatron

‘Bag with concave chest
Smoochy bleeth is barely dressed
Red string says, pull me

— ed

Black “Douchestrong” bracelet.
Rosie Perez Bleeth wants him.
Where is the justice?

– boatbutter

Side boob twins kiss kiss
Siamese scrotes smirk blasé
Douchest show on earth

– little douche kook

Gunty douche looks bound.
Try a brand muffin and prunes.
Nice camo “Mom Pants”.

— doucheo bagsuo

# posted by douchebag1

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