Friday, July 27, 2007
Friday Haiku
Mirror creates self,
Zen reflection opens eye,
Douche lies within mind.
Ubiquitous tats,
Camo and dog tags in tact,
He makes douche not war.
-Lord Baggatron
‘Bag with concave chest
Smoochy bleeth is barely dressed
Red string says, pull me
— ed
Black “Douchestrong” bracelet.
Rosie Perez Bleeth wants him.
Where is the justice?
– boatbutter
Side boob twins kiss kiss
Siamese scrotes smirk blasé
Douchest show on earth
– little douche kook
Gunty douche looks bound.
Try a brand muffin and prunes.
Nice camo “Mom Pants”.
— doucheo bagsuo
