Tuesday, July 24, 2007

Gillette Mach Douche


I blame this atrocity of a pic on mens fashion magazines. Somewhere between the airbrushed pages of glossy color male model preening, and the echo effect of wannabes trying to emulate the poses, lies douche.

Yes, kids. Men are shaving their pits.

This is the world we live in.

A world of douchuous rank ‘baggery on a cross country culturally shredding rampage of greased heads, frosted hair and the douche-face. A cultural blight of preening men seeking to recapture and supercede the attractiveness and normative focus that used to locate around the tropes of a pretty young female.

Caught up in this gender inversion post-feminist inverted masquerade are confused and bufuddled hotties, as seen pictured here.

For now the Hottie faces a feminized masculinity, competing with her for our societal gaze. In this way, the male masquerades under the constucts of femininity as the means to reclaim his masculinity. Which is another way of saying he’s a douchebag.

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