Friday, July 27, 2007

Mac


The tight 1980s satin ballsack shorts are, how you say, douche.

Yes, the DB1 is at Comic-Con, where NerdBags abound and b-movie hotties sell their wares for 10 dollars a signature. I’m sitting on the floor posting this from the second floor convention hall. It is a freakshow.

Then again, so’s this nipple protruding rugby playing vaguely AussieBag smelling room temperature lemon scented douchebag. And if that’s a run-on sentence, you should hear the Warner Brothers panel talk about “The Invasion.”

As to leggy gazelle hotties, I would pay 35 bucks for Stan Winston’s signature just for the chance to fondle an animatronic version of their teddy bears.

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