Saturday, July 14, 2007

"Net Authority" Bags


Well this is a new one. I’ve been judged, juried and verdicted to have officially “offended” the net. Who knew?

Who are these self proclaimed “authorities” of the internet? Is this some clever parody site of one of those rural stick-up-the-ass parents organizations made up of sexually frustrated prunes taking it out on the rest of us? I honestly can’t tell, but it definitely reads like parody.

HCwDB is a “net offender.”
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Hot Chicks with Douchebags

Added: 06/09/2007 – 13:03:13

This website has been investigated by Net Authority, and has been found to be in violation of the Internet Acceptable Use Policy by posting the following kinds of content:

  • Pornographic material
  • Hateful material
  • Blasphemy
  • Offensive political material
  • Bestiality and/or interracial relationships

Be cautioned! This website contains strongly offensive material and is not suitable for young children. Click the link below at your own risk:

http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/

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“Bestiality and/or interracial relationships”? Are you kidding me?

The fact they put my link up makes me pretty convinced it’s a subtle parody of uber-religious nutjobbery on the web. Also, they provide buttons for sites to announce they’re a “Net Authority Violator,” which has gotta be part of some viral scheme. If this is parody, it’s very nicely subtle. If it’s not, yikes.

# posted by douchebag1

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