Wednesday, July 11, 2007

Ole 'Bag Eyes


Creepy OldBags on the site can go either way. They can be seen as utterly rank sections of shriveled sack that needs to be put out to pasture. Or they can take on the aura of folk hero. Hope for all of us for when we enter Viagra Days.

Hard to say which way Ole ‘Bag Eyes will break. Is he playing dress-up in an ode to a Douche Sinatra? Or, like Yellowtail, is he some greasy record type who loves to hang out with hotties half his age?

Even more important, how does one get PBR stains out of a rug? Stupid PBR cans. So easy to knock over.

I would lick honey off Belly Dancing Hottie’s lower left chest area like I was probing for rib cartilage.

# posted by douchebag1

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