Tuesday, July 10, 2007

Pink Neo


Note to early budding douchebags: If you want to pose looking bad-ass while holding a gun, a pink silk shirt may not be the best fashion statement to accent that stance. Nor is looking like the mutant offspring of Judd Nelson and Neo from the Matrix.

Hottie may feature one of the most profound bodies we’ve seen in recent weeks on the site. When I say profound, I mean that it’s a body that inspires great art. Poetry. Wars. The DB1’s alcoholism.

Yes indeed, my friends. You don’t need me to tell you that she’s a tall drink of Hott Water. I would go ice fishing in northern Greenland clad only as Mayor McCheese if it meant I could play Boggle with her grandmother at the retirement home during visiting hours.

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