Tuesday, July 10, 2007

Submitting Pics to HCwDB


Submitting pics to me, DB1, here at HCwDB is the heart and soul of this site. Without my fellow ‘bag hunters patrolling the swamps and cesspools of MySpace, Facebook and various club pic sites, the genius cuts of scrote/hott I serve up on a daily basis wouldn’t be possible. And while we’ll occasionally lose a Lockjaw, the Holy Mission of exposing douchebaggery and Hott commingling more than justifies these small losses.

But with the increase in emails, now seems a good time on the general guidelines on what NOT to submit to me for consideration.

If you think you’ve found a worthy pic and are about to email it to me, first run through this handy checklist. And by handy, I mean perfect rump.

Do NOT send the pic if any of the following apply:

1. Your best friend posing at a car show with a professional Hottie paid to be there. Especially when your best friend not only has zero douchey characteristics, but looks like Drew, the O-Face guy in Office Space.

2. Your best friend’s prom pic. Unless he’s The Prompa, save it.

3. A pic of an ex-boyfriend whom you explain in graphic detail screwed over either you, your sister or your sorority friend, followed by begging me to run it on the site to get back at him. Yet the pic only features a closeup, and he’s smiling and looks like a cast member from Boy Meets World.

4. A pic of four douchebags sitting around, drinking beer, with nary a hottie in sight. Please note the title of the site. While exceptional douche-only pics are worth submitting, as they often run with Reader Mail, four run of the mill ‘bags are not in keeping with the site’s modus operandi.

5. Pics of Fred Thompson or Dennis Kucinich with their respective wives. Yes, they are both serious douchebags. Yes they both have hottie trophy wives. But no I will not run them.

6. Halloween pics. While I’ll make the occasional exception for the uber-hott who displays her inner slut on the Hallows Eve, a dude dressed in costume is not a douchebag. By definition. There are occasional exceptions to this rule, but they are rare.

7. Awkward blurry cell-phone pics of some dude you had a one night stand with. Look, I’m sorry he gave you crabs, but I’m not running it on the site.

I will, however, happily consider any pic that reasonably conforms to the site’s mission statement. So please keep sending the good ones. And by good, I mean hottie/scrotey. The Zen Douche Buddhist Duality. Without you ‘bag hunters and hotties tracking down the HCwDB wrongness, I might have to stop drinking at 10am and do some work around here. I also enjoy hearing from anyone who just wants to say hi, or is a hottie and can prove it with pics, preferably graphic ones. So with that being said, drop a line and say boo. I’m slow to respond but I read all emails. My email remains: douchebag1@hotchickswithdouchebags.com.

# posted by douchebag1
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