Tuesday, July 24, 2007

The Crystalline Scroteflake


I can’t tell whether that hair is real or some form of crystalline moisture fractal pattern forming at high altitude. Toss in the Starskey and Hutch leather jacket, the douche-tags, and the shined up forehead, and it’s a screaming flaming ball of uberdouche that causes seizures in diabetics.

The gals are no Lei Hotties, but there was no way I was gonna pass up posting Chia Pet Hair on the site.

Besides, I haven’t had my coco puffs yet. And I’m cranky before I have my coco puffs.

# posted by douchebag1

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