Friday, July 6, 2007
The Finger
Some men arise in the morning and they think about the day’s work ahead of them. The tilling of the fields. The surgery they’re about to perform. The steering of the cargo ship.
Others wonder how much hair-gel will be required to grow a kumquat out of their frontal lobe.
The Finger here not only managed to rope a Playmate, but also infected her with his douche virus through inverted ‘bag headbutt. The gravitational force of his suckitude actually pulls Hottie’s head towards his. The sideways middle finger simply clinches the deal.
Although chicks with pink Razrs are always a bit suspect.
