Tuesday, July 10, 2007

The Sun Sets on Lockjaw


Ladies and gentlemen, ‘bags and hotties, I have sad news to report.

Lockjaw is no more. He has ceased to be. He has unlocked his mortal coil on HCwDB and cast his spirit into the ether.

The ‘Jaw writes in:

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I thought I’d confirm my identity through MS. Although I can appreciate your entrepreneurial spirit (actually think your site is hysterical), I’ve been dealing with nothing but problems from every woman in these photos, especially several whom I’ve dated. Please take me off the site indefinitely. Thanks, (Lockjaw).
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And lo, the Caananites and Bagganites revolted. And there was much consternation and gnashing of teeth among the peoples of the twelve tribes of douchebagalem.

Cans of Tag Bodyshots were sprayed into the air in protest. Izods were rended in fits of mourning. Collars were ceremonially de-popped to 1/2 mast.

For a period of dark and douchuous torment had striken Douchebag Nation.

The Lockjaw was no more.

So the DB1 does what he has to. He posts a pick of Gummy with Donkey Douche. The Weekly will continue. If LockJaw wins, 2nd place will assume the responsibilities of the Weekly victor.

# posted by douchebag1

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