Thursday, August 23, 2007

As The Douche Turns


If daytime Soaps ever want to find the rank equivalent of that Luke n’ Laura coupling, I think we have a contender. Just think of the dramatic dialogue possibilities:

Douche-Luke: Uhm. hey.

Hott-Laura: What’s up?

Douche-Luke: Nothin.

Hott-Laura: Me neither.

Douche-Luke: Word.

Hott-Laura: Haha, you’re such a sweetie!

Douche-Luke: Yo.

Regardless of their linguistic limitations, I would burn cherokee incense in ancient Buddhist temples to honor Hott-Laura’s ancestors. For they provided the genetic materials to assemble a quality nectarine flavored scratch-n-sniff bed bunny.

You know a cutie offers fertile loin when the curvy form of hidden boobs transcends even a plastic garbage bag dress.

# posted by douchebag1

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