Friday, August 10, 2007

'Bag Tagging


One of the key skills a trained ‘bag hunter must hone is the ability to process the hottie/douchey image quickly and with expert deconstruction. To instantly parse hott from choad. A sort of douche wheat/chaff separation analysis.

The skilled ‘bag hunter would be able to glance at this gaggle of curvy lunchable takeout sashimi hotties and be able to bag and tag the ‘bags in under 3.4 seconds.

Ready? Go.

Double Chin Grinbag, Stu the Plumberbag, and Kevin from accounting with a fetish for Europorn bondage DVDs.

Once appropriately mocked by an experienced ‘bag hunter, the three douches are thus adequately neutralized, and boob lusting may begin in earnest.

I would douse black miniskirt’s legs in tartar sauce and read her Tolstoy by candlelight. We would argue about Russian nihilism and then I would hump her Teddy Bear until she called her older brother to come over and kick my ass.

# posted by douchebag1

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