Tuesday, August 14, 2007
'Baglings
Note to all aspiring ‘baglings and future hotties currently in high school:
Tampering with the dark arts of douchebaggery is a path that leads only to silly hats and forehead grease. Primitive grunting and short term jobs at Del Taco.
But ‘Bagling in the middle still has hope. His collar has not yet popped like a turkey gauge, therefore his douchitude has not yet reached maturity.
He can still be saved.
Future hotties are underage, so I will simply warn them that exposure to even the young ‘baglings can manifest down the line in strange, awkward, and itchy ways.
Be careful kids. Once you open the ‘bag door, the Griecos come out at night.
