Wednesday, August 15, 2007
BuddhaBag
Note to all aspiring BuddhaBags: When the hotties are paid to pose with you, do not make the douche-face. You are not a badass. You did not score four cuts of hott any more than the waitress at Hooters wants you.
And yes, we all have the friend who thinks the stripper/Hooters waitress/paid promotional hottie actually “likes me dude!”
Hint: She doesn’t. And you’re a tool.
Also receding hair fauxhawk is impressive.
I would suckle Anne Hathaway Hottie’s Princess Diaries until she wore Prada.
