Wednesday, August 15, 2007

BuddhaBag


Note to all aspiring BuddhaBags: When the hotties are paid to pose with you, do not make the douche-face. You are not a badass. You did not score four cuts of hott any more than the waitress at Hooters wants you.

And yes, we all have the friend who thinks the stripper/Hooters waitress/paid promotional hottie actually “likes me dude!”

Hint: She doesn’t. And you’re a tool.

Also receding hair fauxhawk is impressive.

I would suckle Anne Hathaway Hottie’s Princess Diaries until she wore Prada.

# posted by douchebag1

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