Tuesday, August 28, 2007

Chaos Douche Theory


On the other side of the world, somewhere in mainland China, a young boy stares at a butterfly flapping its wings.

And the boy has a flash of inspiration.

“Somewhere, on the other side of the world,” the boy thinks to himself. “A skeezed up spiky haired uberschlort in a club is connected to that butterfly.”

Because in Chaos Douche Theory, there is one thing and one thing only we can theorize: Club douches are connected to butterflies in China.

It’s an early theory. I’m still working on it.

# posted by douchebag1

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