Thursday, August 2, 2007

D.A.T. Pop Quiz


Take the D.A.T. (Douche Aptitude Test) sample question:

Hot Striped Hair Ambiguously Asian Hotties are to Blonde shaggy haired 30 Degree Hat Tilt Scroads, as:

1. Tasty Boiled Lobsters are to Saharan Camel Poo
2. Oven Toasted Cinnamon Bon Bons are to Fetid Swamp Marsh Larvae
3. Deep Tissue Massage From Phan at DB1’s Thai Massage Place is to The Two Coreys
4. Macallan 18 Year is to Jury Duty
5. All of the Above

# posted by douchebag1

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