Friday, August 10, 2007

Friday Haiku


There’s no mystery,
Belly button lint tastes good,
Like sweet Pumpkin Pie.

Shania Twain hott
he’s still the one you run to
for Dior douche licks

– little douche kook

Ha, beer can bruise on thigh
this is your second chance, choad.
“I’ll pop off your head.”

— replicantx

Drinking Miller Light
While licking a hottie is
White trash times ten, bro

– Ryan Seadouche

take off sunglasses!
you cannot see where to lick,
vagina armpit.

— kellybelly

why is she wearing,
dale earnhardt’s driving goggles?
Four tires and fuel.

— the alpha douche

# posted by douchebag1

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