Friday, August 10, 2007
Friday Haiku
There’s no mystery,
Belly button lint tastes good,
Like sweet Pumpkin Pie.
Shania Twain hott
he’s still the one you run to
for Dior douche licks
– little douche kook
Ha, beer can bruise on thigh
this is your second chance, choad.
“I’ll pop off your head.”
— replicantx
Drinking Miller Light
While licking a hottie is
White trash times ten, bro
– Ryan Seadouche
take off sunglasses!
you cannot see where to lick,
vagina armpit.
— kellybelly
why is she wearing,
dale earnhardt’s driving goggles?
Four tires and fuel.
— the alpha douche
