Friday, August 17, 2007

Friday Haiku


Greasy sweat pours,
Untouched hottie, can she see?
Purple Tie. Soul dies.

Oily Pipefarters
Backstage at the choad awards
Won best new douchebags

— douchetorious b.a.g

Bag hand hott sandwich.
Mighty cleavite to be sure.
Douche bookends please die.

— ol’ dirty douchebag

arbys has less grease
than these two douchebag sources
of biodiesel

— douche vader

our scrote boat broke down
had to swim to hott island
found some coconuts

– little douche kook

Dripping wet with clear slime
Like a baby fresh from mothers womb
Need to clean my screen

-Bagglio

Spiked scrotes spread disease,
Carol Brady’s kid sister.
Doomed to get herpes.

— douchebag out!

# posted by douchebag1

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