Friday, August 24, 2007

Friday Haiku


Fish Slap Douche returns.
The goggles, they do nothing.
Pumped up ‘bag. Kill me.

Motor boat motor
boat motor boat motor boat
motor boat I’m done

— huskerbag

The Fish Slap denied!
He makes self-love, habit leads
to carpal tunnel

— baron von douchehausen, club promotions helper

Havasu calms him.
His restless soul hides behind
his terse, angry mouth.

— boatbutter

Kelly Kapowski’s
Bellybutton vomits jewels
A one-star d-bag.

— please hammer, don’t douche ’em

Star-bellied Fish Slap?
Seus is rolling in his grave.
Stars are the new lame.

— kellybelly

# posted by douchebag1

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