Friday, August 31, 2007

Friday Hairku

My eyes, bleed through pores,
Rug of douche next to boobies,
Even lice say “no thanks.”

She is boobs and cute
Hairy Yank-me fan too close
Where is her navel

-Father Guido Sardoucheie

Hottie’s face too close
to Pit of Douchespair. Limp hand
Waits to catch vomit.

- lemon tart

Bag my groceries,
Nut-shorts and butter body,
Drinking peach Kool-Aid.

-Honus Bagner

Too bad this douchebag
does crop rotation on chest,
plans to infect hott.

– douchey howser, md

# posted by douchebag1

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