Thursday, August 30, 2007

HCwDB Euro Style


There’s nothing more gratifying to me than seeing the HCwDB go global.

This site has been featured all over the world, in numerous languages and dialects.

Mostly by confused Europeans and Japanese trying to figure out what “douchebag” means, and wondering if all Americans are low culture trash whores (hint: we are).

Nonetheless, this blog, in a language that may or may not be what the redhead hottie was speaking to Vince Vaughn in Wedding Crashers, is intriguing me:

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Heta brudar med fjantar

Har ni någonsin sett en såndär riktigt snygg brud ute någonstans med en riktig total loser till kille? Typ en Kevin Federline wannabee som av någon mystisk anledning lyckats skaffa sig en tjej av Alessandra Ambrosio kaliber.

Det har jag. Och tydligen även personen som tillverkade denna websida.

Massor med bilder på hot chicks with douchebags.
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Right back atcha, Euro people. I see there’s a “Kevin Federline” reference, so you’re on the right track.

I’m a big fan of Czech women. And strudel. And Doctor Who, although since England people speak English, they’re not really European.

England people are more like Ameripean.

At least since we told King George to kiss our tea and then conquered the world using mass media structures that enforced our cultural hegemony through ideological affect buried within the discourse.

And ran “Friends” reruns on their TVs 24/7 until the sight of Fat Chandler caused the world to surrender.

# posted by douchebag1

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