Wednesday, August 29, 2007

HCwDB of the Week: Memphis Choad


Proving that The “Game” ‘bag twaddles running around now with their six point seduction techniques are the fastest rising scrotanions on the Nasdouche Exchange, Memphis Choad crushed the competition and takes the Weekly easily.

This is fascinating, and by fascinating I mean fake Asian boobies, because we haven’t really had a breakout Emo-douche on the site yet.

Most ‘bags have tended to fall along the traditional axes. So in that sense, Emo Choad will add a different flavor to next week’s Monthly Douche-Off. The flavor of poo.

the vote for scrote sums up Emo Memphis’s dominant win:

Wankin’ in Memphis. Eye liner. Cowboy hat. Emo-puss face. Not motorboating the pacific island hotness. Total: douchebag

Well said, TVFS. Short and to the point.

The ambiguously Aussie douchescrote Firedouche came in a solid second, with his shirtless waft and oh so sexy hottie. Ryan Seadouche weighs in on the mohawk ubertatt wank:

I have been on vacation and have not been indulging in this website during that time.

Therefore, I am allowed to have the rawest impression of each of these worthy urinal candies.

That is why I’m voting for Firedouche. I believe in heaven and hell, right and wrong, socks off and socks on during sex.

Clearly, he is the inspiration that caused Mother Teresa to soul-search her belief in God.

Amen, Mother T, Amen.

Nicely put, R.S. Lips was a disappointing third, although his side-boob found devoted fanatics. In fact, Lips himself emailed me on MySpace:

did you get my email. was on on the site before. anyway to find out you submitted it. i am a total DB bc i f@#king love it.

Thanks for sharing, Lipman. But late entry douchemails won’t help your cause. Mempis Choad was too dominant. douchelicious sums up the Douchin’ in Memphis:

Memphis Choad is the winner for me.

Looking at the hottie, I can’t get the word compass out of my head.

Looking at the douche, I can’t get the thought “I want to stick a compass in his eyelinered eye” out of my head.

Nor can we all, D.

Raise that cowboy hat to the rafters and motorboat some funbags for the Monthly. Next week’s Labor Day Douche-Off is gonna be an epic confronation of hottie/douchey abominations, scrotations, libations and undulations.

Bring it, as the kids say. Bring it hard.

# posted by douchebag1

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