Thursday, August 9, 2007

Takedowns


Two back to back takedowns and it’s not even 9am yet. Dammit.

And I was feeling good this morning. Woke up with nary a headache after last night’s mass consumption of Stella. How she got into my pajamas, I’ll never know.

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Take my picture off of this site. I don’t know who submitted it, but it is not their property. I did not give consent which makes this illegal. It is the picture of a guy with a bullet necklace and his tongue sticking out and two girls, one blonde and one brunette.
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Don’t you love it when hotties get descriptive. “It is the picture of a guy with a bullet necklace and his tongue sticking out”. Exactly, sweetie. Props for spelling words correctly but really, it wasn’t like shirtless bullet necklace ‘bag didn’t deserve a little mocking. I mean come on now. Even you key in on the bullet necklace. Doesn’t that tell you we have a douche problem here?

Then we have this much nicer request:

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Douchebag1,

Always been a fan of your site until i found myself on it. haha although i would like to see some of the choads living in their mothers basement who jerk off to the girls on your site i was bummed to find my picture plastered and compared to some of the other bags of douche which hang in your hallowed halls. any chance you can remove my picture? let me know.

thanks.

-A.
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He was referring to Wednesday’s Limerick, and I have to say that he did appear to barely be ‘bag to begin with (I was just hot for those twins).

So two pics lost to the ether. Instead I’ll post this one of a pre-coital primitive mating dance between the ‘bag and the hott in someone’s frat-kitchen. Note the twin Red Cups watching over them like Monoliths. Do you think fratchoad’ll discover a bone can be used as a tool?

# posted by douchebag1

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