Tuesday, August 14, 2007

The Doggie 'Bag Goes Mainstream


Like any new trend, the Doggie ‘Bag maneuver was first introduced into the discourse by the douche trendsetters, the choadwank avant-garde if you will. It was cutting edge douchery. New. A profound shift in how the douchebag/hot commingle on the pre-coital dance stage.

We first saw it with last month’s HCwDB of the Month winner, and apparent trailblazing innovator, The Trainwreck. The Trainwreck was quickly followed by college wanks and fratdouche wannabes. But other masters of douchebaggery also produced important technical innovations with the move, as seen in The Doggie Doucher.

Now, like a new haircut or a new style of clothing, the Doggie ‘Bag maneuver works its way down from the elite of douchebaggery to the masses, where it is copied and mass produced in an ad hoc cultural intertextual refraction.

Yes kids. The Doggie ‘Bag has arrived.

And the Lord saw it. And it was douche.

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