Thursday, August 16, 2007

The Peach Point


A wily and dexterous ‘bag hunter knows to approach the hottie/douchey coupling not simply as a unique event, but as part of a larger grease stain. In other words a ‘bag can’t simply be mocked on his own. He must be mocked intertextually. Across the vast douchiverse.

In this case, we see the tropes first introduced into the discourse by our very own “Hall of Scrote” member, Peaches. The legendary douchuousness of the famous Peaches point can also be observed here and here.

When any douche innovation comes along from a Zen ‘Bag Master of Scrotology like Peaches, we quickly observe its development spread, mutate and morph ‘bagologically. As with Russell Choad here.

Note also the delightful Ball of Pout, clutching her Bud Light with Freudian frustration. Pout Hottie knows her boyfriend is ‘bag. So I feel for her. And by feel for her, I mean feel her. Until she pours her beer on my head and storms out. Dammit, I just got beer on my new shirt.

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